February 2012
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pukkke:
unfinished fics are the reason i cry at night
I haven’t watched Smosh or a lunchtime or a mailtime in over a month wow
Yes mum
I’m totally going to the toilet
For the rest of the day
In my room
Listening to music
Shhhh
christcest:
it’s so not safe for me to be on tumblr right now because family
Same
They;re all fucking retarded drfifhg
I fucking hate
my parents
my family
the whores at school
anything unrelated to anime, the internet, youtube, music, ectectect
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Me: Oh my god are you Stefan Abington
Stefan: Oh hi yeah
Me: Can I touch your hair
Stefan: Wha-
Me: *proceeds to grab his hair and drag him off to my sex dungeon*
Dinners ready
Being forced to talk to people
brbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Well at least I know what to do when life is bad
Listen to The Dance Routine by TMB and dance along with them
happyhappyhappy
sCREW IT I’M LISTENING TO THE MIDNIGHT BEAST I DON’T HAVE A CARE
HE JUST ASKED HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR AND I TOLD HIM
I CAN NEVER BE LEFT IN MY ROOM EVER AGAIN NOW HE KNOWS HOW TO OPEN MY DOOR
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSHITPISS
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So I heard my family come in but I stayed upstairs thinking ‘Oh they won’t come up’ (they meaning my messy, loud, slightly annoying 3 year old cousin)
So I was all chill listening to The Midnight Beast and Vampire Weekend
AND HE CAME UP AND STARTED BANGING ON THE DOOR
So I’ve been obliged to let him in and he’s now spraying all of my deodorant everywhere and my...
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Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
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LISTEN TO BOOTY CALL BY THE MIDNIGHT BEAST WITH HEADPHONES IN
DIE AT THE ADORABLENESS OF ASH’S VOICE
Finchel
The ship of hell
It’s like… Dru’s dad actually left, and I thought he was joking, and he wasn’t
and it’s fuvking sad im almost crying
oh my god Dru I feel so sorry how can you joke about it
DRU I FEEL SO SORRY
Moriarty in GERTI with the sonic screwdriver:... →
banjo-heyworth:
It’s giveaway time again~!
SHERLOCKED SHIRT GIVEAWAY
INFO: You will be entering for a chance to win one of these bad boys right here:
RULES:
ONE (1) REBLOG ONLY. Likes do not count. You can reblog and like, but only the reblog will count. IF YOU REBLOG MORE…
Almost crying at ‘Daddy’ by The Midnight Beast
DRU I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU
LET ME LOVE YOU
;____________________;
I got One Direction tickets.
If anyones going on the 24th [I think] to Newcastle, you should totally wear your tumblr name on a t-shirt or something so I can come up to you and hug you and sob on your shoulder like ‘OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A TUMBLR OH MY FUSDHFIS’
I want to go to a place where they pluck eyebrows and say I want triangle eyebrows and then throw like a box full of pictures zoomed up at Darren Criss’ eyebrows at her
I’m going to say to the friend I’m fighting with
‘im sorry but if you don’t know the band members phone numbers and license plate numbers then you’re not a true fan you’re a poser and we cannot be friends ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮’
I don’t care if it’s off tumblr
It’s going to be about 1D
AND I9S DONT CARE DAT BITCH IS RUENING MAI LYFE
But I’m gonna change it...
frankly-mr-shankly:
im sorry but if you don’t know the band members phone numbers and license plate numbers then you’re not a true fan you’re a poser and we cannot be friends ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
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anthonymon:
calls them “my babies” even though they are years older then me
I TOLD SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK WHAT WAS WRONG AND SHE SAID ‘aww babe sorry xx hope you feel better xx’
HOW DO YOU BE SYMPATHETIC AND CALL SOMEONE BABE
YOU FUCKING
WJHAT
HOW
THISD IS WHY TUMBLR IS BETTER
IF FACEBOOK WAS A MOVIE IT WOULD BE SOME SHIT FUCK PISS FUCK SHIT THING
BUT TUMBLR WOULD BE MEAN GIRLS
HOW
WHY
FUCK!
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if i was a ninja right now i’d ninja everyone in the motherfucking mouth but i cant tell you what i mean by ninja you in the mouth because thats secret
ryan: -touches own arm-
ryan: I just
ryan: had skin sex
ryan: with myself
ryan: i'm so dirty
‘you okay?xxx’
Life’s fucking ruined
It’s my birthday in 14 days and so far it’s pretty much ruined
Yeah everythings going totally chill thanks for asking
Will someone let me start crying and ranting and die in their ask please I need to talk about this mother fucking shit piss fuck
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I’m going to die
I hate everything
Haha
I fucking hate my life
The fucking people who were supposed to be my fucking best friends have turned out to be fucking backstabbers
fuck you all
I literally can’t guys
Fucking backstabbing, secretive, two-faced BITCHES
Also
Finchel
is
hell
I'm actually kind of a Gleek now
And to the people on my facebook who got One Direction tickets;
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEFUCKFUCKFUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYOUBITCHES
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
